Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Couldn't decide what to eat, so in a panic I made sausage and mash. May need a nap later.
Couldn't decide what to eat, so in a panic I made sausage and mash. May need a nap later.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

My lunch feels almost healthy...
My lunch feels almost healthy...

Friday, May 18, 2012

12 year old cigarettes from Mexico, unopened. A treat for tonight :)
12 year old cigarettes from Mexico, unopened. A treat for tonight :)

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

The linguistic challenges of taking a bike course in Anglesey should not be underestimated...
The linguistic challenges of taking a bike course in Anglesey should not be underestimated...

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Naked catch and release the mouse game at 2.30am. Thanks, cat.
Mid-afternoon snack is not healthy... But it is required...
Mid-afternoon snack is not healthy... But it is required...
I'm liking the latest women's fashion line in t k maxx...
I'm liking the latest women's fashion line in t k maxx...

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Thursday, April 19, 2012

First hanging basket of the year, done. That means it's summer now, yes?
First hanging basket of the year, done. That means it's summer now, yes?

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Like the weather, my evening is a fusion between winter and summer - spritzers and an open fire.
Like the weather, my evening is a fusion between winter and summer - spritzers and an open fire.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Friday, April 06, 2012

Friday, March 30, 2012

The all new Brit is open for business. I have cautious optimism but am dismayed by seeing a large sports screen...
The all new Brit is open for business. I have cautious optimism but am dismayed by seeing a large sports screen...

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Summer: open a window and large bees instantly enter and become troublesome.
Summer: open a window and large bees instantly enter and become troublesome.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Monday, March 12, 2012

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Not great. Last minute speech spasm seemed to order 4-cheese with olives and mushrooms...
Not great. Last minute speech spasm seemed to order 4-cheese with olives and mushrooms...

Thursday, March 08, 2012

How I prefer to spend lunchtime - lying down in bed, sun shining through the window, pussy on lap.
How I prefer to spend lunchtime - lying down in bed, sun shining through the window, pussy on lap.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Get yourself down to Poundland, ladies.
Get yourself down to Poundland, ladies.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Largest spring roll ever seen. Couldn't squeeze the girth in my mouth...
Largest spring roll ever seen. Couldn't squeeze the girth in my mouth...

Monday, February 13, 2012

11 hours sleep fixes most things, in the short-term at least.

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Worst pasty combo ever? Tuna, pasta and cheese? Pasta?!
Worst pasty combo ever? Tuna, pasta and cheese? Pasta?!
I has homemade cake.
I has homemade cake.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Time for an egg bun. With fake bacon, tomato, rocket, Dijon mustard and mayo.
Time for an egg bun. With fake bacon, tomato, rocket, Dijon mustard and mayo.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Lovely farm, eaten all up, just a tasty memory now...
Lovely farm, eaten all up, just a tasty memory now...

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

January blues? I recommend baking cheese scones - no matter how bleak life seems, it's slightly better, when faced with scones.
January blues? I recommend baking cheese scones - no matter how bleak life seems, it's slightly better, when faced with scones.
Diet time for comfy cat?
Diet time for comfy cat?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...
Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...
Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...
Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...

Monday, January 16, 2012

Sunday, January 15, 2012

A new veggie creation at the borough. Mushroom pudding. Pudding good but vegetables bland and overcooked...
A new veggie creation at the borough. Mushroom pudding. Pudding good but vegetables bland and overcooked...
Okay, bit geeky, but check out that city, 120 points? *sigh* Not for me though.
Okay, bit geeky, but check out that city, 120 points? *sigh* Not for me though.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

My attempt at lovely. I have yards to go...
My attempt at lovely. I have yards to go...
Typical. End of scrabble.
Typical. End of scrabble.
New fridge win.
New fridge win.
Heston Blumenthal ruined my breakfast. Foolproof soft boiled eggs, my arse.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Took me a while to work out what was happening here...
Took me a while to work out what was happening here...
No sooner are the boxes delivered than suddenly... Cats.
No sooner are the boxes delivered than suddenly... Cats.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Nice sunset tonight. View from bathroom...
Nice sunset tonight. View from bathroom...
Time for a quick sausage sandwich...
Time for a quick sausage sandwich...

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Suddenly... Smurfs.
Suddenly... Smurfs.
Burger with Stilton. Got tonnes of Stilton left from Xmas...
Burger with Stilton. Got tonnes of Stilton left from Xmas...

Monday, January 09, 2012

Outside Lancaster police station. No change. #Lancaster4
Outside Lancaster police station. No change. #Lancaster4

Sunday, January 08, 2012

I want to be disparaging about the needless variety of whisks the world has to offer us... But truthfully I want them all :(
I want to be disparaging about the needless variety of whisks the world has to offer us... But truthfully I want them all :(
Taxing Xmas gifts...
Taxing Xmas gifts...

Saturday, January 07, 2012