Saturday, July 30, 2011

I call this, 'unhappy guest'
I call this, 'unhappy guest'
Don't worry... I'm an expert...
Don't worry... I'm an expert...
Dale st wedding. Sunny. Lovely.
Dale st wedding. Sunny. Lovely.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Lighting a fire in July seems somehow wrong, but hell, its damp and cold, bring on the flames and heat!
Lighting a fire in July seems somehow wrong, but hell, its damp and cold, bring on the flames and heat!
When did the white cross start selling generic viagra?
When did the white cross start selling generic viagra?
Staying up late drinking pints of 'tiger' in the yorkshire house is not conducive to a morning 'up and at em' state of mind.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Someone left a pint of milk on the doorstep this morning (after the theft yesterday)... Guilty conscience... or serial poisoner?

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Someone stole one of our milk bottles this morning. I want to be annoyed, but I've done it in the past, so am not allowed to...

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Just had my mid-life check-up. This seemed to consist of giving quantities of blood, having my chest partially shaved and electrodes stuck to it, and chatting about my holiday plans.

Friday, July 08, 2011

Raspberry and Almond Madeira Cake, in the oven. What happened to me? It's Friday night...

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Sunset at Ashton dominated/ruined by dozens of singing, happy-clappy Christians. Ffs, go and worship quietly, without your bloody tamborines...
*rootles through fridge* Ah, time for... spritzer!
"Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body." *sigh* Back to work then.