Saturday, January 30, 2010

People who update their status, at this time, on a Saturday night... well, don't get me started...

Friday, January 29, 2010

I have a new office chair.
I have a new office chair.
A selection of Allen keys that don't fit my chair. #diyfail
A selection of Allen keys that don't fit my chair. #diyfail
A screw just fell out of my chair and pitched me headlong into my monitor. Is okay.. the monitor is fine. *looks for a screwdriver, mutters*
Meeting checklist: half pint of espresso - check, wearing trousers - check, arranged my wild bed-beard - check... Hmm, what am I forgetting?

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Leftover soup...
Leftover soup...
Hiding from the gas man. He knows I'm in and keeps on coming back, banging on the door. I'm not obliged to answer! Go away gas man!
Slightly ill - cold, cough, tired and an annoying spiky pain when I swallow... *sigh*

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sooo hungry... My bag of spicy cashews is already consumed... Lunch is an hour away... I think it might be time for Mr Manchego!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Not often you see a man throw a table at someone in the pub... aah, Lancaster. ..
Ah, vacuum cleaner noise. Life just gives and gives sometimes.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Drinking a Sidecar by the fire...
Life is like drinking gin - falling down seven times and getting up eight... Roll on the weekend!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Making chocolate cake with 6 eggs, half a bar of butter, two packs of green and black...mmmmmmmm!
Good breakfast, but odd mood, either smashing cups or smashing my mind. Pub anyone?
Good breakfast, but odd mood, either smashing cups or smashing my mind. Pub anyone?
Up at noon. I like noon.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

*rumble* *rumble* Here comes hunger... I'm thinking... Veggie Burger, jalapeño and cheese sandwich? *rumble* *rumble*
Some mornings nothing makes sense. Even after coffee. I think half my brain is still asleep.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Kickstart the morning with coffee and banana and nut fritters...
Kickstart the morning with coffee and banana and nut fritters...

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Friday, January 08, 2010

The grumpy neighbour is out with her spade again, she can't wait for the grit to melt the ice. She looks happy that the fun has ended.
My god, they've just gritted our road! They must have got lost. That's right, I get to make a post about the 'council gritter' :)

Thursday, January 07, 2010

A grumpy neighbour is taking a spade to the Great Abderdeen Road Slide! Quick! People need to stop her!
Just been down the great Aberdeen road slide! :D
Tea and banana bread might save me...
Tea and banana bread might save me...
Feeling a bit rough today. Full of cold, woolly head. I blame not drinking alcohol for six days.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Moorlands is amazing - cars everywhere sliding down hills and into walls, lamp posts, cars...
Pic of the jammed van. Our road is now closed at both ends!
Pic of the jammed van. Our road is now closed at both ends!
One van and two cars are jammed into a house, and all the way across the road by the moorlands pub. Been there all night...

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

"If, after having been exposed to someone's presence, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that presence." Damn right.

Monday, January 04, 2010

First day of the year back at work, done... What age is retirement again?
Well, I can't waste them... better finish them now...
Well, I can't waste them... better finish them now...

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Christmas broke my mind and ruined my body. Thankfully Mr Satan still has my soul safe. Tomorrow I return to computers. If I can turn it on.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Found my bag, it was simply a trick of the mind, and not lost at all! Well done mark! *phew*
Well, I lost my bag. No food for 36 hours has left me light-headed. Thanks to all for great night, and apologies if they are required too!