Thursday, December 31, 2009

7.14am... is that reasonable for new year's Eve? guilt at leaving the party... insane.
Here we go... where's the rabbit hole?

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

*sigh* hurt my back shifting coal. Am resigned to a day of drinking port, lying on the sofa...

Monday, December 28, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

8 people for xmas dinner - lots of fun. Evening of drinking various types of gin - lots of fun. Cleaning the house this morning - not funny.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

Kids throwing snowballs at the window. I wouldn't mind but they're like ice and my windows are like paper :( Just shouted at them...
Snow snow snow snow. Not often seen so heavily in old Lancaster :) The cats are less keen...

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Mid-afternoon snack, cheese on toast with chipotle chilli sauce and smoked paprika
Mid-afternoon snack, cheese on toast with chipotle chilli sauce and smoked paprika
Another mystery freezer lunch looms. I found a small pot of something brown. Some kind of sauce. Reheating before I decide on rice or pasta.
Listening to Rage Against the Machine. Enlivening.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Word of the day: aulophobia - Abnormal fear of flutes.
A jolly Xmas video for you all http://ping.fm/c9JmH (not completely work safe :)
"Oh Thufir, I see they've installed your heart plug already.... Don't be angry. Everyone gets one here."

Monday, December 14, 2009

Caller: Can I speak to Caroline please? Me: Sorry, you've got the wrong number (pause) oh, unless you mean my wife... she's called Caroline
I simply do not understand one third of this country.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Challenging evening. Took hours to get home. Lost my hat. Needed hotel staff to turn my room lights on. *sigh*

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hampstead pub crawl, jolly good
Hungry, tried and cold. Unprepared to travel to London later today. Wondering if I should visit Londis for chocolate milk and dirty crisps..

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

If Mini cheddars are one third fat by weight and I just ate 100g of mini cheddars, the question is, how sick do I feel?
Oh God, can I eat this Butter Pie? Feel quesy just looking at it!
Oh God, can I eat this Butter Pie? Feel quesy just looking at it!
British Gas engineer is here, making tool-using noises in the bathroom, with the door closed. An occasional sigh.
Umm, 51,366 unread emails...? http://ping.fm/Su4e2

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Burnt my black beans... :( Must remember to take more breaks...
Burnt my black beans... :( Must remember to take more breaks...
Long weekend. I know, lucky.
Mitchell's Brewery, Lancaster, is being demolished RIGHT NOW (9.30am), go down and help out, protest!
Nothing like a minor emergency that needs to be resolved within 10 mins to start your day off, as you rub sleep from your eyes...

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

I'm feeling all fingers and thumbs, I spill my tea, Oh silly me...

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Culling people today. With the click of a button I eliminated 7,000 people earlier. I have another 11,000 lined up now. Ah the power...
Just found a 'you weren't home' card downstairs from Royal Mail. I was! I was! I'm right here! Why not try actually knocking? Hmm?